i was in the bathroom earlier and i turned to leave and saw that the shower curtain was open

and there were two spiders (two!) sitting by the faucet in the bathtub

(probably having a conversation about destroying the earth or something)

and i was like oh no you don’t get to take over my motherfucking bathtub

and i got the raid and chased the two little shits around the bathtub until they died

this earth destroying conversation is OVER