February 2012
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earlier at the library I tried to download the sherlock series two soundtrack but my battery died before it finished
h8 everything
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guess what
my laptop charger is definitely broken
u g h
i really want the sherlock series 2 soundtrack
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i think my laptop charger is broken
i may die
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that wasn’t two posts
that was zero posts
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sometimes when someone i like says they don’t like something i do like
i have to remind myself that i’m not really five years old or i’ll get really insulted and start crying or something
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perfumeandpancakes:
do I go to sleep or do I mindlessly browse the internet until I just pass out
unconscious or unconscious
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careers advisor: what do you want to do when you're older?
me: middle aged british actors
careers advisor: what
me: what
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“he’s an asshole who kills people”
– maddy about françois arnaud
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things to do when i’m bored
eat
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perfumeandpancakes:
the whowhat school of whichcraft and whyzardry
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“i would feel blessed if sacha baron cohen stuck his ass in my face.”
– iain (via iainsaysstuff)
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“You’re only two years older than me, my darling, where have you been all my...”
– Christopher Plummer, to HIS OSCAR. (via slippinghusband)
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i like to guess what people are upset about when they make OH FUCK NO and THAT SHOULDN’T HAVE WON posts
it’s like interpreting code only not
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
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wyndampryces:
Robert Downey Jr, king of fucking everything.
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my dad always watches shows and movies with such a straight face
like right now he’s watching something and his face is just :|
and i’m like why aren’t you pausing repeatedly and screaming and yelling obscenities at the computer
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petuniaspacepeep:sarahptor:
Killer Queen -...
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sherlock series 2 soundtrack tomorrow
for real??? ugh this is good because i scheduled my trip to the library tomorrow
how convenient
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i was in the bathroom earlier and i turned to leave and saw that the shower curtain was open
and there were two spiders (two!) sitting by the faucet in the bathtub
(probably having a conversation about destroying the earth or something)
and i was like oh no you don’t get to take over my motherfucking bathtub
and i got the raid and chased the two little shits around the bathtub until they...
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not watching the oscars
but i think i’m getting more coverage on tumblr than if i actually were
heathicorn:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
#prayer circle and suicide watch for leo
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when i catch myself laughing too hard at something stupid
quite often i just stop and say ‘no, fuck my life’ before i start laughing again
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also my sister just called jeremy irons germany irons by accident
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thelovelyking replied to your post: my youngest sister is drawing and she asked me…
how old is your younger sister?
ten
my youngest sister is drawing
and she asked me what i thought of the collarbones she drew on this dude
and i was like ‘the drawing is fine’
and she said ‘would you want to lick them though?’
i’m yelling
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paint your own nebula →
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my sister asked me if she sounded like a radio announcer
and i said ‘sorry, but mostly you just sound like you have a cold’
and her response to that was ‘excuse me, but radio announcers get colds too’
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at dinner today my dad went so are there any more episodes of sherlock
and i was like ‘you finished the last one then’ all solemn and stuff
and he just nodded at me
i’m like no lol you have to be miserable for a while SORRY
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my sister just told herself ‘yer a wizard’
only she said wizard like ‘wisserd’
weeping
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today i was walking home from the store with my dad and this guy we passed said ‘how y’all doing’
and at first i was thinking wow why was that so funny i mean i know he said y’all but why is it so funny
and then i realized he sounded exactly like a cartoon
like his voice was unreal just